Monthly Archives: March 2009

Those are the Breaks. Or Brakes

Does it seem like so-called professional signs, etc. have more spelling and grammatical errors than ever before?  At the beginning of the season the San Jose Sharks handed out a tee shirt to their season ticket holders that said, “Who’s … Continue reading

Humor

The Friday Thingy

“I distrust people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their desires.” – Susan B. Anthony

Social, Religion

Idaho teacher sells advertising space on tests

Idaho teacher sells advertising space on tests In a cash-strapped Idaho high school where signs taped near every light switch remind the staff to save electricity, an enterprising teacher has struck a sponsorship deal with a local pizza shop: Every … Continue reading

Social, Religion

Chinese Gerbils – An EGI Special Report

I’d like to thank former EGI columnist Missy Enformed for today’s article. Religious Leaders Blast Chinese Plan Religious leaders today blasted the People’s Republic of China and their plan to provide contraceptives to desert gerbils. “It is morally imperative that … Continue reading

EGI, Social, Religion

Italy convicts crash pilot who paused to pray

So much for the effectiveness of the power of prayer: Italy convicts crash pilot who paused to pray A Tunisian pilot who paused to pray instead of taking emergency measures before crash-landing his plane, killing 16 people, has been sentenced … Continue reading

Social, Religion