Salad Is Slaughter

I did much better than Jim…

Troy McClure Film or Actual Terrible Movie?

Score: 80% (12 out of 15)

Since Jim did it, I will too.

You Are A Vampire

You have a real thirst for bliss, and you consider yourself a true hedonist. And you’re not afraid to walk alone in life, if it means getting what you truly crave. You truly enjoy entrancing people. Not to mention the ensuing pleasures of the flesh. Your tastes have been called decadent and bizarre. You usually give in to your temptations, no matter how primalYour greatest power: Your flawless ability to seduce and charm Your greatest weakness: Human flesh You play well with: Werewolves

What Kind of Monster Are You?

From Jim via PZ who got it from Bronze Dog:

Your past life diagnosis:

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I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Borneo around the year 1550. Your profession was that of a farmer, weaver or tailor.

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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.

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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to develop a kind attitude towards people, and to acquire the gift of understanding and compassion.

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Do you remember now?